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IN SIMPLE TERMS:
Korean Girls: Sponge Bob Square Face
Chinese Girls: Dora the Explorer meets Mulan
Japanese Girls: David Bowie and Bjork make a baby
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I hear Nicki Minaj is buying a house next to Kim Kardashian! Yep… it’s in ass-grow right now!
I wonder how 50cent deals with all his haters? He must have a Handler.
I was at the Kanye concert, and man… how does that guy go through so many different suits?? I guess his tailor’s swift!
I heard P. Diddy got stung by an angry swarm of bees! Yeah, his face is all Puffy now.
Wait, who killed Soulja Boy? YOU!!
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